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Hi, we're here to warn you not to come to the UAE University either to work or study here. Why? Because UAE University is about as corrupt and fraudulent as they come. As a place of higher education, it is a shameful travesty. Indeed, even to call itself a "university" is an obscene irony that disgraces the word.

If you're a post-grad hoping to do some serious research, forget it. Look elsewhere. You will simply be wasting your time. UAEU qualifications and awards are worthless outside the Gulf. It doesn't even have a library. Indeed, just mentioning UAE University on your C.V. is enough to damage your career prospects.
This applies to virtually all the other universities in the Gulf as well, whether they be local or foreign ones. The end result is the same: compromised and degraded learning.
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Sunday, June 9, 2013

Woman in Red.... I mean.... Black!

I just called... to say... I love you!


  1. Those are some real vixens! Look at those eyelashes!

  2. What do you mean by their eyelashes, Anon?

  3. I mean that that is all I can see! The mustaches, sideburns, etc. are all hidden under sweaty black polyester!

  4. Good point Anons. How do we know they aren't men in disguise. Certainly. And why do women have to wear black. Black is hotter, can't be seen at night by drivers therefore making women more prone to being hit by a speeding vehicle, and frankly, it is ugly. Men on the other hand can walk about at night and be clearly seen, and when our male students masturbate in class, as they often do, their semen stains are less noticeable. Also white reflects the heat better.

  5. Pretty in Black? But you are right June 15, when these young vixens are out on the town in the late evening, leaving the club or a rave, they are in far more danger from getting hit in the street by a reckless driver!


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